A Collection of Kymer Children’s Tales
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A Collection of Kymer Children’s Tales
Edited By: Verbyss Hoffrich
p. 699 FCThe Story of The Mean Little Kid
Tydur Pyd was a nasty little kid
Whatever was worst, that’s what he did.
He loved to kick puppies, he said it was fun,
Until he made a mistake, “what have I done?”
Pyd had kicked a baby bear,
Which gave the cub quite a scare,
The scared little bear’s mother was called,
And little Pyd was violently mauled.The Very Sad Tale with the Magic
A little girl taught herself magic,
It was fun at first, but it would soon be tragic.
With a snap of her fingers, she could make something float.
“I’m so smart, I’m the best!” She would constantly gloat.
Magic is something we weren’t meant to handle,
She learned the hard way while lighting a candle.
She set herself on fire in a bright flash,
And all that was left was a pile of ash.The Story of Gloggless Goyar
Goyar was a little boy who thought he knew it all,
Didn’t want to eat his glogg, he threw it at the wall.
“If you don’t eat your food then you’ll never grow up tall”
“I tastes bad! I don’t care!” Young Goyar started to bawl.
So Goyar stopped eating, and his stomach shrunk so small
Then little Goyar starved to death curled up in a ball.The Tale with the Elf
Vyrr was playing by herself,
When she came across an elf.
“Do you want to play with me?”
“Yes, we should go climb a tree”
Vyrr and the elf climb up high
Higher than clouds in the sky
But Vyrr felt like quite a clown
When that damn elf pushed her down
She hit the ground with a splat.
Trusting elves made Vyrr fall flat.The Story of Name-Calling-Nederyn
Nederyn liked to laugh and joke,
But wasn’t careful when he spoke.
“You smell like fish and stinky spice!”
“Nederyn, I’m your mom, and that’s not nice”
But Nederyn would always just laugh and say
“It’s just a joke!” Until one fateful day,
When Nederyn said to a man he’s never met,
“Your face is ugly and it makes me upset!”
“Don’t you know who I am? You just breathed your last breath.”
And the King of Kymer had Nederyn put to death.
