The Succulent Meadows Castle View Estates DOA Rules

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Welcome to your new home at Succulent Meadows Castle View Estates! We are pleased to invite you to our community, please be advised of the following easy to follow rules.

RULES

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EXTERIOR APPEARANCE

1. All homes must maintain a uniform appearance that corresponds to the agreed upon color scheme- cyan/pink. Home exteriors must be painted either of those two colors, paint swatches are available at any hardware store. Violation of this rule will result in a minimum $350.00 fine.

2. Landscaping elements are to be kept in an orderly fashion, lawns can must be kept below 1.5 inches in length. Edges must be kept sharp and well kept. Violation of this rule will result in a minimum $500.00 fine.

3. Pumpkins must be disposed of within two (2) hours of the end of Halloween (November 1, 12:01AM). Violation of this rule will result in a minimum $672.00 fine.

VEHICLES AND PARKING

1. A maximum of three (3) vehicles may be parked outside of a home at any given time up to a duration of three (3) hours and forty-six (46) minutes. Any vehicle left for longer then that will be sunk to the bottom of the ocean off the coast of the Mushrooom Gulag. Violation of this rule will result in your vehicle being destroyed and a minimum $46.00 fine.

NOISE AND DISTURBANCES

1. Any music must be played at a volume of at least 130dB. Violation of this rule will result in a minimum $567.00 fine.

2. Public intoxication is mandatory Monday to Thursday and every fourth Friday, only when the moon is in a waning phase between the hours of 4:40AM and 6:00PM.

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A monthly $4230.00 fee will be applied to your home account for the common services provided by the Duplex-Owners-Association (DOA), these services are managed by the Blustery Orchid Property Management firm. Their office is available for calls at the following phone line between the hours of 3:30AM and 4:50AM on Tuesdays only.

Blustery Orchid Property Management firm phone number: (546)555-1010

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Thank you for following our rules and we hope you enjoy your new home!

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